A documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of three vampires in Staten Island who have “lived” together for hundreds and hundreds of years.
1. Pilot
ОписаниеThe vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.2. City Council
ОписаниеThe vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.3. Werewolf Feud
ОписаниеThe fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.4. Manhattan Night Club
ОписаниеThe vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.5. Animal Control
ОписаниеLazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.6. Baron's Night Out
ОписаниеThe Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out in the town.7. The Trial
ОписаниеThe vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.8. Citizenship
ОписаниеNadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.9. The Orgy
ОписаниеTensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.10. Ancestry
ОписаниеNandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
1. Resurrection
ОписаниеNadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.2. Ghosts
ОписаниеThe vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger infestation.3. Brain Scramblies
ОписаниеThe vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.4. The Curse
ОписаниеWhile the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.5. Colin's Promotion
ОписаниеColin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.6. On the Run
ОписаниеAfter a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.7. The Return
ОписаниеThe vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.8. Collaboration
ОписаниеNandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.9. Witches
ОписаниеWhen Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture Brooklyn to rescue them.10. Théâtre des Vampires
ОписаниеAs they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.
1. The Prisoner
ОписаниеGuillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.2. The Cloak of Duplication
ОписаниеA forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.3. Gail
ОписаниеAn old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.4. The Casino
ОписаниеThe vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.5. The Chamber of Judgement
ОписаниеJustice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.6. The Escape
ОписаниеAn ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.7. The Siren
ОписаниеTwo travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.8. The Wellness Center
ОписаниеNandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.9. A Farewell
ОписаниеColin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.10. The Portrait
ОписаниеThe housemates grieve the loss of one of their own. Season finale.
1. Reunited
ОписаниеThe vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.2. The Lamp
ОписаниеNandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.3. The Grand Opening
ОписаниеOpening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.4. The Night Market
ОписаниеThe vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.5. Private School
ОписаниеThe vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.6. The Wedding
ОписаниеGuillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.7. Pine Barrens
ОписаниеNandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.8. Go Flip Yourself
ОписаниеThe mansion gets a makeover.9. Freddie
ОписаниеGuillermo has a visitor from overseas.10. Sunrise, Sunset
ОписаниеBaby Colin reaches that awkward age.